23 December 2009

Another Day Schlitteln

N and I went up the Gurten AGAIN on Monday to go schlitteln. The weather was supposed to turn warmer this week so it was a good thing to head up again before it all melted away. And it was a good thing too! Because yesterday it rained - pretty much all afternoon and through the evening.

It was so warm, the the clouds were hanging low. Here's a view from WITHIN the cloud.

20 December 2009

More Gurten ...

Had to post these. When you ride the funicular up the Gurten there is a car assigned to mountain bikers - downhill mountain bikers. They're all suited up head to toe in padding usually. Full suspension bikes, the works. They fly down the hill. They must have all the trails memorized. So here are two videos: one of some mountain bikers during the summer. The second during the winter. Wow.

summer biking

winter sledding

Schlitteln auf dem Gurten

Today started out cold but quickly turned fabulous. N and I purchased a sled while downtown yesterday. Just a cheapie cheapie sled. And oddly enough, there was another sled stuck to it so we got two for the price of one! Here we are before we set out on our first schlitteln adventure. I was a little worried he'd be cold but he was a real trooper. It was quite a lot of fun. The #9 tram that runs right in front of our apartment drops us off right at the base of the Gurten. From there it's a "funicular" to the top and from then on it's schlitteln schlitteln schlitteln!

So the day consisted of a nice warm breakfast of eggs, bacon and Zopf, cookie baking, a fair amount of Eurosport World Cup winter sports - giant slalom, biathlon and alpine (go Fraenzi Aufdenblatten!). All day long. They're playing the reruns now of the biathlon. I have a feeling they will play the Olympics on the Bundesplatz with all the Swiss talent. Oh, and schlitteln.

So. Back to schlitteln. Loads of people out. Nice huge hill for the kids to practice skiing, or snow boarding even. But the majority of the kids were on sleds. N had never done it before and had an absolute blast. It's nice to know it's only 20 minutes from our front door and we're sleddin'.

Afterwards we went in and enjoyed a hot cocoa and some cookies.


Thar be cookies!

First day of real coldness here in CH. It snowed all day yesterday. And what does it do after it snows? Why, the temperature usually dips. And, it did. So we're creating huge breakfasts of bacon (Speck), eggs and Zopf. A little Hero "Le Fruit" jelly, Tobasco and delicious, delicious coffee.


We're also baking our first batch of Christmas cookies! Yum! And a little later we're meeting up with Mia to go sledding (Schlitteln) on the Gurten.

17 December 2009

Lots going on ...

And our (my) newest find in the local bakeries is called the "Schenkeli" ... basically a twisted doughnut strip. Here presented for artistic purposes along with 2 Schoggi-Gipfeli.








But then again, there is also the Quarkini ... basically a doughnut ball. But softer. And rolled in sugar. Tough call. They are both very delicious.

Here's the thing - I'm going to brew a cup of coffee and eat them all.


We also successfully managed to birth a baby within the Swiss health care system (works just swell thank you very much), see a doctor about N's strep throat and get Alison's mom off back to the US.

I'd also post a long "how to" on navigating the US Embassy here in Bern but I think it would be some sort of security violation. Suffice it to say, 99% foreigners applying for visas. Single American (me) standing in "US Citizen" line blows their whole system. And the administrator to checks your paperwork ... mean. Not friendly AT ALL. And the bureaucrat who actually does the work ... TOTALLY NICE!

11 December 2009

English, people!!

This picture is kind of hacked together, but you get the idea. This ... is the view from Alison's (and Daniel's) room in the Spital - to the ringing bells of the Berner Münster and Aare river was he born. Have to say, the staff at the hospital ... über-friendly. No problems at all with the language. Some could speak English better than others, but everyone made the effort to speak it with Alison and got a kick out of our surname and the fact that I spoke German. The only person who wouldn't switch was the public official who checked out our papers. (Her assistant did though once her boss wasn't around. Tee hee!)

When they were bringing Alison into the operating room, the attendant that prepped her would announce "English, people!" as they entered each staging room. They made every effort to make her feel comfortable.

09 December 2009

Samichlous Part Deux et al

Lots going on of late...

We did make it to the Samichlous event on the Bundesplatz this past weekend. 30 donkeys were rumored to be on site for riding, petting and all over donkey fun. Noah got to ride the donkeys not once, but TWICE! And to boot, do you see what daddy is holding?!? Yes, it is the rope. The rope that is attached to the donkey. The rope that is attached to the stubborn donkey. Right as we got to the front of the line (yes, for some STRANGE reason an actual line formed ... this does not EVER happen in CH) the donkey lady decided she needed a break and asked me if I wouldn't mind leading the donkey around on my own. Would I ever! So, daddy led 'Speedy' the donkey around the fenced in ring, stopping along the way at EVERY pile of hey the donkey saw. Guess he was HUNGRY! The nice lady was somewhat let down when we finally made it around the circle as she had not yet finished her Glühwein. We also met Samichlous and sang a song for him in order to get some treats.

We also went up the Gurton to listen to Samichlous tell a story. Noah was not that impressed and was very shy the whole time as you can see from the picture.

And last night! We went to the hospital to check in for the baby birthin'. We got our room, met some nurses, did a bunch of check-up type things and then ... we went home. Yes, we went home. There was a lot going on in the maternity ward last night. And our appointment isn't actually until tomorrow. So, it is normal in CH to ... go home. Even though we are technically 'checked in', we are at home. We head back later this afternoon. It's so surreal.

05 December 2009

The Season of Samichlous

Day one of month-long vacation, and all three of us are sick with a cold. Wunderbar!

Last Sunday we went to the "Samichlous chunnt" event at the Zytglogge. We had no idea what to expect having never been to a CH Samichlous event before. So we met TJ and Mia down in old town and waited for the fun to begin.

Samichlous came out and gave a rousing speech, and then he and Schmutzli came down to greet the kids and hand out Lebkuchen and oranges. I thought it was awesome. The kids got a kick out of gathering around Samichlous and getting their treats. The big bummer of it all is that the whole thing started right as it got dark so it was hard to get pictures. Planning people!

Today if we feel ok there is another Samichlous event down on the Bundesplatz, and TJ and Noah have a "reservation" to meet Samichlous up on the Gurton tomorrow. Love. It.

02 December 2009

Spruso

It's Advent season here in CH-town! And what does that mean? Samichlous to see (and Schmutzli too), Lebkuchen and oranges to eat.

And little doors to open. And with every door comes a special treat! Little did we realize ... oh, the horror! Chocolate ... and pop rocks! N. had his treat and then gasped in horror as they began popping in his throat.

Not fun for a 3.5 year old. Anyone want a bag of pop-rock chocolate?

27 November 2009

One thing ...

I have one thing to say to you ...









We had fondue.









And it was delicious. Now that we have the fondue pot, I want to do it every night. They sell ready-to-go cheese packages or "just the cheese" and you add kirsch and gewürz.

Things done of late: ordered a turkey for Turkey Day (5 kg), and ordered ciabatta bread from the bakery down the street. We're having our first American Turkey Day in CH tomorrow. I loved chatting it up with the butcher guy. Turkeys are a Christmas thing in CH. So we ordered it. Nice.

16 November 2009

Some Randomness On Monday

Meat









Cheese









This one says "If you smoke, you will die sooner". No playing around. I think the Swiss tobacco lobby lost that one. Still doesn't stop anyone from smoking though.






So the Dr's office we go to for our ultrasounds has a ... bar?!? And a grand piano? I keep trying to imagine the simple reason for a piano bar in an O.B.'s office ... haven't figured it out yet.










The Christmas season is upon us. Huge displays of Playmobile and Legos. I love all of it. If the weather is OK, we'll be attending the "Bärner Samichlous chunnt" thing in a few weeks. I'm very excited.

31 October 2009

Newest CH Internetz Fun

So I didn't find this. Alison did. She's been telling me now for weeks ... "the tram will be here in 3 minutes," or 7 minutes or whatever. I'm like, man you have good eyes to see the tram stop from our window. I can sometimes make out the time. Some times. But only just barely. She's been spot on now for quite some time.

Well, she's been cheating. Using the pipes. BernMobile has to the minute times for every bus/tram stop in town. Awesome.

25 October 2009

Lots going on

On Friday evening we went to the US Embassy for a pumpkin decorating party. It was fun to hang out inside the fortress so to speak. Everyone decorated and ran around like crazies. I drank a MGD. N. had animal crackers and nilla wafers. It's nice to be on American soil from time to time. Even though the beer was awful. But then again, it's about the same as Feldschlösschen.

Yesterday we finally made it to the Ludothek. How awesome is this! It's essentially a library. Ok, it is a library. But far less official. Books, CDs, movies .. the usual. And we have one just down the street above the COOP. And ours has toys! So we can check out really big and expensive toys for up to a month for very cheap. We came home with a Playmobile zoo with something like a 1000 pieces, and a Mickey Mouse Club themed Brio train set. N. Has his first library card now. Oddly, you actually sign up the kid instead of the parents. Also in typical CH fashion, adult memberships come in 40 different varieties of books only, digital media only, books and DVDs, books and CDs etc etc.

Also made it to the book store. Picked up a few kids books for N. and I was finally able to pick up a little light reading for myself. We've been so busy it's been hard to do the book store browse.

And today we are heading off to the opening of the new bear pits. They closed them about a year ago because they were sad and pathetic. The new environment is supposedly awesome and does not make one think animal cruelty. Two cute cuddly bears were provided by nice Scandinavians.

17 October 2009

Behold, the Alpenhorn

It is getting harder and harder to type on my computer at home. I now work more on my WEIRD German/Swiss keyboard than I do on my Macbook Pro. I want to take it in and have the keyboard swapped out for the Swiss one.

Also, we just picked up a region-free DVD player to play all our American DVDs. We've been slogging along using our laptops and a mini DVD player to watch all of N's movies. We've missed being able to watch stuff on the "big screen" so to speak. But now, region free baby!

Also, Bern has a HUGE mall! It's a pretty typical mall as far as malls go. There's a movie theater, a few H&Ms, a Migros, Migros XXX (Sports), and a Migros Electronics shop. But the big news is ... daycare. CHF 2.50 an hour. Un. Be. Lievable. And it's not just daycare. It's an indoor playground with slides, climbing, movies, stories, building blocks, you name it. N Loves it. They have one at the Bahnhof as well. So for Alison and I, and N who HATES shopping, we can drop him off and then do our shopping in peace.

09 October 2009

Lordy Be

Could Fall start one of these days? It's October and we're still having 70 degree days. My Swiss chocolate keeps melting.

05 October 2009

Tuesday Night Throwdown

Not like the throwdowns we used to have in the olden days. Throwdowns Cappuccino-style at Adriano's. Jump, right, space, space, fire, fire, fire.

04 October 2009

Bern - Cheese - Bern

And with this week's installment, I bring you ... Bern-Cheese-Bern, a.k.a. Bern - Emmental - Bern. It's a fairly easy route. Although I choose to NOT climb the huge hill between Burgdorf and Bern. The steepest roads are towards the beginning leaving Worb. When you hit the Emmental region, it's nothing special. It's not like there's the biggest block of Emmental cheese or cheese parades or such. It's just a town. About as pretty as most CH towns. Which is to say that it's spectacular. But whatever.

27 September 2009

Nebeneinanderstellungen

Riding through the Emmental in the morning, through towns that have names like Worb, Grosshöchstetten, Zäziwil (my second favorite after Utzigen). Spending the afternoon at Dählhölzli ... watching Law and Order, Arthur, Martha Speaks on the BBC. Gramma calls us on the vonage.

It's like nothing has changed really. Just the spelling.

26 September 2009

Expat Advice

Vonage. We ordered it last month and have had it now since Alison returned from the US. They send you a little modem-type thing. Plug'er in, plug in a standard US phone and you're good to go. We now have a 651 area code number that rings in Switzerland. We can also take the modem thing with us wherever we go. As long as people remember the 7 hour difference, everything works out pretty swell.

20 September 2009

Living in CH with a 3 Year Old

At times I feel extremely limited in my ability to get out and see CH. When you have a 3 year old, their only real desire is to head to the Spielplatz and swing or jump or slide. To them, that's fun. Not spending four hours on a trans-alp train, or visiting a museum, or hiking even. So we've had a lot of good family time - definitely not a bad thing.

But I learned from a co-worker about an "easy" hiking trail called the Muggestutz. Basically it's a hiking trail for children and you can follow along with a story about some Dwarfs as you walk the trail. And along the trail are places the kids can investigate, climb on or through or whatever. It looked pretty cute. And it looked like a good opportunity to join in the typical Swiss pastime of hiking.

Long story short, the "theme" of the trail does not quite match up with the skill required to navigate the paths. We made it, but barely. I ended up carrying a sleeping and bruised boy for a third of it. Kids were biffing it all over the place. I watched one boy do a complete face plant at one point. It was some rough walking at times.

But along the way were picnic spots where families were cooking meats and such. One family had two strollers. No idea how they got them up there. We saw cows up close, horses, drank from the fresh mountain water fountains, snuck into little huts, climbed up ladders. It was a hoot. We had a blast and were VERY tired by the time we mad it back home.

So enough of the verbiage. Here is our story in pictures.



We rode to the top in 3 gondolas: 1 large one that leaves every 30 minutes and 2 smaller ones that run continuously. Basically the mountain is a ski resort and the trails go up and down the ski mountain.



After reaching the top we decided that Noah was due some well-earned play time - we had survived 2 trains and 3 gondolas. Luckily, right at the top of the hiking path is a fairly nice Spielplatz. All the parents were doing essentially the same thing - letting their kids blow off some steam for making it up the mountain in one piece.



After 15 minutes or so we decided to head off down the trail.



After not very long, we had survived a few stumbles and pinches and trips and came across a picnic area. The expert Swiss families had brought all sorts of delicious meats for grilling. But really we didn't stand out much at all - every family had their share of crankiness. The cows just sat by and were pretty happy everyone was grilling pork. There was firewood stacked for people to use, and maybe 6 or so fire pits. You could get seriously up close to the cows. Them are some BIG cows. We ate our sandwiches, drank our Ovo drink and went on our way.



Right after our food break we came across this little Zwergenhaus. Noah loved it. Except for banging his leg on a rock at one point. It didn't last long though. He was up and climbing around inside the house soon enough.



The view was spectacular. Did I say how awesome the view was? Wow. It was good.



And after making it out of the Zwergenweg we stopped by the restaurant by the gondola and had a drink and a well-deserved popsicle. I was very surprised how good of a mood he was in after being carried asleep down 1/3 of the hike. Truth be told, we actually ditched the hiking path when we could see the chalet and a normal utility road that crossed the Wanderweg. Cheating? I think not. It's hard to carry a 40-pound sleeping lump down a mountain.



After riding the gondola back down the mountain, of course, we spent a little time in the playground. There was a zip-slide and Noah rode it probably 1000 times before we headed back to the train station to head home. He fell asleep hard this evening.

13 September 2009

Mille et Un Fromage

Saturdays have turned into farmer's market days. We started going a month or so ago - zip down there, run through and grab local fruits and vegetables for the week. Slightly cheaper than the grocery stores, way more delicious. Also somewhat entertaining for Noah for the morning. Our neighbors though told us about the "fancy" farmer's market. It's really part of the same thing, but just behind the Zytglogge are the fancy vendors on Munstergasse - meats, cheeses, olives, more meats, more cheeses. We grabbed all the usual stuff - garlic, potatoes, blueberries, spinach. We also purchased some goat cheese from "1000 et Un Fromage". Best. Goat. Cheese. Ever. I think I want to start in on the meats soon as well - try out a few different snausages. Now that we've found the fancy place, we're going back.

11 September 2009

And coming in at #2 ...

... is the Zopf. I could eat one every day. They come in multiple sizes from single serving to loaf and are available in grocery stores and bakeries. Butter + goodness. There's a deli down the street from work that bakes them fresh every friday - stefs. I usually buy a loaf every week to use for sandwich bread. Sometimes, I just eat it. It's true.